maybe he won’t die in the movie
i love how we all know exactly what this post is about
the passion of the christ
youre gonna look so godamn cool
THIS DID NOT GO WHERE I EXPECTED AHAHHAHA
Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!
(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her. I put it on then got distracted. lol)
She looks so perplexed.
human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER
HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING
I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD
#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs
friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her
Also reminder that during one of the sex scenes they were supposed to film, he came on with a sock puppet on his dick and Emilia Clarke was laughing so hard they had to take a ten minute break.My life isINFINITELY better knowing those tidbits of information
at the Q&A panel I went to with him he said before every sex scene with her he would go “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” before getting into character and going at it
these two are everything
these two pls
seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater
during the witch burning times, midwives were targeted because they were healers and they eased the pain of childbirth which was meant to be woman’s punishment for eating the apple in the garden of eden.
birth control and abortion were considered sinful for the same reason.
anti-choice sentiment started because people (men) wanted women to be punished, and these misogynistic ideas have carried on for hundreds of years.
what a sad reflection on our society.
If it wasn’t for men, women would never fight. It’s always over men or power. Or being the “prettiest”. Women rarely fight except for those reasons.
Therefore, we must kill all men.
This is the only way.
"If people had access to time machines"
was the title but honestly it’s just stupid shit I thought of while super drunk.
I’M SO FUCKING DRUNK SEND HELP.
If this comic is stupid and nonsensical it’s because I can’t see straight much less hold a pen. I apologize.
Also that T-rex is supposed to be holding beakers full of crazy liquid but I just started making shit up as I went.
Dialouge if you can’t read my shitty writing:
"WHY WOULD YOU GIVE HITLER LAZERS?!"
"I thought he would be a raver, it might make him nicer maybe?"
"WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU GIVE GHENGIS KHAN WEAPONS?! GUNS?!
Well I learned the lazers were bad
WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU TEACH A DINOSAUR NUCLEAR PHYSICS?!”
"Why do you even ask ‘why’ anymore. Srsly"
"Dinosaur:"E=MC 2 bitches!"
"This was the why btw, if you were still wondering."